Out of The Mouths of Babes
Teen girl #1: “Gaaawd, I am so SICK of these high school boys! They are SO immature! I wish they were, like, older, you know? Like, right now.”
Teen girl #2: “Yeah, if they were, like, 30.”
Teen girl #1: “Totally. 30-year-old guys SO don’t tell poop jokes and think it’s funny. Gawd.”
Me: Snorts drink through nose. Scrambles for napkin. Gasps for breath.